twilight.
| Bella: | Mom i dont wanna go |
| Renee: | Too bad. Suck it up |
| Bella: | Ok |
| *On a plane* | |
| Bella: | WEE |
| Charlie: | Yo wasap |
| Bella: | Hi |
| *goes to school* | |
| Bella: | Hey look a hot guy |
| Edward: | She smells funny |
| Bella: | I think he thinks i smell funny |
| Bella: | No one likes me |
| Eric: | Hey. Your Hot |
| Bella: | No one loves me |
| Mike: | Hey. I love you |
| Bella: | NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME! |
| Edward: | Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep |
| Bella: | ...Ok weird |
| Bella: | OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!! |
| Edward: | *pushy* |
| Bella: | ohmygod. You saved me |
| Edward: | No i didn’t |
| Bella: | Yeah you did |
| Edward: | No i didn’t |
| Bella: | Yeah you did! |
| Bella: | HI JACOB! |
| Jacob: | Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood |
| Bella: | Really? |
| Jacob: | Yeah. Your hot |
| *does research* | |
| Bella: | OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE! |
| Edward: | Durr |
| Bella: | I love you |
| Edward: | I love you too. Look I sparkle |
| Bella: | SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE |
| Bella: | Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME! |
| Edward: | Get into my car i can do freaky things! |
| Bella: | Wee! |
| Edward: | Lets eat |
| Bella: | Your weird |
| Edward: | I can read minds. |
| Bella: | Your weird |
| Edward: | I don’t eat |
| Bella: | Your weird |
| Edward: | Do you like Baseball? |
| Bella: | No |
| Edward: | Let’s play |
| Edward: | This is my family. We like baseball |
| Jasper: | I have no Emotions |
| Alice: | I AM TINKERBELL! |
| Rosalie: | I am a bitch. Grr |
| Emmit: | I am strong. |
| Carlisle: | I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak |
| Esme: | I love you |
| Edward: | VAMPIRES! EEK |
| Laurant: | I is black |
| James: | i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella |
| *breaks Bella’s Leg* | |
| Bella: | Owwie! |
| Edward: | BASTARD |
| *Kills James* | |
| Bella: | Woo |
| Edward: | I love you |
| Bella: | I love you |
| Kissy Kissy | |
| ============= | |
| In a nutshell. |
