Love, Chels: Archive

Sep 28th

Sep 27th

Sep 19th

Sep 8th

Sep 7th

“Today, in class my teacher got angry at the class and yelled out...”

Sep 4th

lovedrunk

The top down in the summer sun The day we met was like a hit an run An I still taste it on my tongue The sky was burning up like fireworks You made me want you oh so bad it hurt But girl, in case you haven’t heard I used to be love drunk But now I’m hungover I’ll love you forever Forever is over We used to kiss all night Now it’s just a bar fight So don’t call me crying Say hello to goodbye Cause...

Sep 3rd

“Today, my little brother threatened me by saying that he would tell people I...”

Sep 3rd

Today, I was at a four way stop sign and another car got there at the same time as me. I waved for him to go, then he waved for me to go. We both sat there for a few seconds and then put our hands out the window to rock-paper-scissors for it. I won.

Sep 1st

twilight.

Bella: Mom i dont wanna go 
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up 
Bella: Ok 
 *On a plane* 
Bella: WEE 
Charlie: Yo wasap 
Bella: Hi 
 *goes to school* 
Bella: Hey look a hot guy 
Edward: She smells funny 
Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny 
Bella: No one likes me 
Eric: Hey. Your Hot 
Bella: No one loves me 
Mike: Hey. I love you 
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME! 
Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep 
Bella: ...Ok weird 
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!! 
Edward: *pushy* 
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me 
Edward: No i didn’t 
Bella: Yeah you did 
Edward: No i didn’t 
Bella: Yeah you did! 
Bella: HI JACOB! 
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood 
Bella: Really? 
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot 
 *does research* 
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE! 
Edward: Durr 
Bella: I love you 
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle 
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE 
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME! 
Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things! 
Bella: Wee! 
Edward: Lets eat 
Bella: Your weird 
Edward: I can read minds. 
Bella: Your weird 
Edward: I don’t eat 
Bella: Your weird 
Edward: Do you like Baseball? 
Bella: No 
Edward: Let’s play 
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball 
Jasper: I have no Emotions 
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL! 
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr 
Emmit: I am strong. 
Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak 
Esme: I love you 
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK 
Laurant: I is black 
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella 
 *breaks Bella’s Leg* 
Bella: Owwie! 
Edward: BASTARD 
 *Kills James* 
Bella: Woo 
Edward: I love you 
Bella: I love you 
 Kissy Kissy 
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 In a nutshell.